The Gospel According to Chicken (yeah, it’s a lil preachy)

This morning I woke up to the smell of stewing chicken. It drifted through the house, all the way back to the bedroom, and permeated my dreams until I woke thinking “what is that smell”? Honestly, it didn’t smell that good so early in the morning. I thought someone farted. Since both John and Jett were in our cramped bed, that was a very valid possibility.

I know the smell of chicken cooking isn’t that unique. But what makes this particular chicken special is this was our chicken: home-raised, home-butchered, home-cooked. I finally got up the nerve to march out to the storage freezer, grab one of those poor chickens and cook it without over-thinking it’s previous cackle and cricket-filled life.

What finally pushed me over the brink? Nasty chicken farms. Everywhere around here. But mostly chicken trucks. Seems like every day I pass a huge, open semi stocked with cages filled with the most pathetic and dirty, but huge, white chickens you’ve ever seen in your life. They’re smushed into these cages. More often than not you’ll see several with feet in the air like a cartoon only not so funny. These trucks and their sad chickens taunt me as I drive along the highway trying to pass them as quickly as possible. Pass enough of these and you too will take a pass on store-bought chicken.

No more industrial chicken for me. I don’t care how many buy one get one sales the freakin’ grocery store has. I decided only chicken from our farm or a friend’s — or none. So I came home, got out the crock-pot and after a small give of thanks to my formerly fine-feathered friend, started stewing. This chicken will become white chicken chili and quarts of canned chicken stock. I don’t know if I will actually eat it, but I might.

That is the next hurdle. I’m honestly not that big a fan of eating any meat in general. Just a personal thing. And I wouldn’t be eating chicken at this point anyway if it weren’t for my mom harping about protein and basically guilting me into it many years ago. Ironic. Guilt for not eating it; guilt for eating it.

Whether I eat it or not, the boys will. Well, Jett will if I don’t tell him where it came from. But that would be wrong. Especially for a boy who sees the dreaded chicken truck and wants me to let him out of the car so he can pick the locks on the cages and set them free.

I guess it comes down to this. Whatever you choose to eat and however you choose to eat it, although you may not want to know its history, health and demise — it’s better if you do.

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The Tony Hawk School of Horseback Riding

So I’ve been trying to work with Beautiful horse more since I’ve been pretty negligent over the past year. Yes, it’s been over 1 year since we brought these horses home and I’m not even riding! My feeling is, as picturesque as they are running around the pasture, if they don’t do more than eat a lot (which they do), then they might be better off elsewhere. Sigh. I’m becoming a hard ass when it comes to animals.

In any case, I’ve been trying to hook up with someone locally who could come out and help me a bit, but to no avail. So I’ve been trying to spend 1-2 hours per week actually saddling up, leading around, etc. Today, I led Jett around on Beautiful!

He was pretty freaked out at first: afraid he was going to fall off, that she was going to move to fast. None of which happened as we were just standing there, tied up to a post, wearing his skateboarding helmet for protection. I even through in a few skateboard metaphors: a horse is like a giant, breathing skateboard with no wheels…yah, not really. After a few minutes, he allowed me to lead him around. Then there was no stopping him. I couldn’t get him off. And when I finally did, he asked if we could do it again tomorrow. Which is good! Maybe he will get me motivated ‘cuz lord knows there’s nothing like a persistent, 7 yo know-it-all to get you off your butt if only to make it stop!

I also “rode” Beautiful. Notice the quote marks. I’m trying to get her to use this bitless bridle, but she’s fighting it and I don’t know why. We really didn’t get very far as a result. At one point, I actually thought she was going to roll me so that kind of ended our session. I was also wearing Jett’s skateboard helmet. Tony Hawk has been such an influence on my life lately. I wonder if he knows anything about horses?

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Canning PSA

I’m currently in canning mode (pesto, pear concoctions, whatever else comes along), so I’m cleaning out the storage cupboard of last year’s leftovers…which means you should too! Although I’ve heard stories of people safely keeping and eating their home-canned goods for years, we’re all a bunch of wusses now. Just kidding, it’s better safe than sorry now.

Today’s standard is most canned fruits are typically good for one year. Vegetables and meats for 2 years. Pesto, if frozen, up to 1 year; if refrigerated, up to 2 weeks.

If you ever have a can, no matter how old or new, where the seal is popped, the glass chipped, gas bubbles or an odd smell arise when opened — don’t eat it!

Now that I’ve scared the bejeezus out of you, lol, you can look forward to home-canned goodies coming your way soon.

I

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Like sand in the hourglass… these are The Goats of Our Lives

As we loaded up goats Topsy and Flash into the kennel in the back of the pickup truck that would be taking them to their new home, I came to a realization…

Baby goat Flash has been raised the past 4-5 months by the only goat mom she recognizes, Big Mama. However, Big Mama actually stole (goat-napped, if you will) baby Flash away from her rightful, true mom within hours of her birth. Her birth mom tried to get her back, but Big Mama physically threatened and mentally toyed with the birth mom until she gave up and ceded her only child. I like to think she only had the best interests of baby Flash in mind, as she herself was a young, single mom with no experience raising a baby — Big Mama could give baby Flash everything she couldn’t.

As I stared at Topsy and Flash side by side in the kennel, I realized…(CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC)…Topsy is baby Flash’s true mom. In an ironic twist of fate, birth mom and baby were finally reunited. Will Flash forgive her birth mom, Topsy, for abandoning her?! Will Topsy be able to win Flash’s love?! Stay tuned for answers to these and other burning questions on The Goats of Our Lives. (CUT TO COMMERCIAL)

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9…10…a big fat hen

Today we traded 2 female goats for 10 chickens: 4 live layers, 6 frozen. The 4 new laying hens are a bit older than our current chickens and have already laid 3 brown eggs: 1 is your typical small grade egg, the other 2 are like mini egg-size, but edible. They’ll get bigger over time. I forgot how nice it is to go out into the back yard and come back with fresh eggs…loves it!

I haven’t quite come to terms with the frozen chickens yet. They started off the day like any other, unfortunately for them, within just a few hours time, it ended up a bit differently than normal. In return for one of the goats, our friends butchered our 6 remaining older hens. They’ll be good for stews, soups and stock — if I can just get past the memories of them pecking around the coop just a few hours ago. And the vision in my head of the last chicken in line to be butchered just staring at my friend thinking “traitor!”

I have a hard enough time eating poultry as it is. My (non)meat-eating litmus test has always been if it has 4 legs, fur and I keep it in my back yard, I’m not eating it. Will this be a turning point that includes 2 legs and feathers?

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